Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.

Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.

by brazylayloo June 9, 2019

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no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

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Tony Dude ass

A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men

Jonny jag is acting like a total tony dude ass today

by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023

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When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023

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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018

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