by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024
Get the Redneck hillbilly internetmug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
by Skeegan April 23, 2018
Get the internet patriotmug. by geekforbrains January 6, 2023
Get the Internet Plumbermug. You've been spending too much time interneting!
by stop_moition_man November 18, 2020
Get the internetingmug. by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020
Get the the teachers internetmug. 