Sloppy Saturday

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

by pizzapals November 17, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

The Sloppy Dallas refers to a blowjob given with a mouthful of dip, common to the rednecks of Texas.

Bro my sister gave the fattest Sloppy Dallas last night. I had Dip spit all over my sheets.

by Bukkaketreat October 16, 2020

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Sloppy lau lau

When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent

"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"

by Code _retr0 August 12, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When you're getting some country lovin' and she gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Mary Ann gave me a Sloppy Dallas and that's what made her my favorite cousin

by TheManimal October 15, 2020

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery

Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017