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Boob punch month

You must boob punch all your female friends and males with man titties
Alex:don’t
Emma:it has to be done
Alex:why
Emma: it’s boob punch month
by Dumdassidiot36 November 10, 2019
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Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of
I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl
by BeelynnD February 10, 2022
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Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
by fmab March 11, 2010
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Shotgun Gut Punch

Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021
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Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
by deitbussy December 10, 2019
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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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Designated punching bag

A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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