Sexy ahh Luke

A sexy man named Luke who is addicted to a game called lust goddess

Hey sexy ahh Luke do you want to edge on top of a sigma building?

by ScorchX0 February 3, 2025

Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

Luke

A strong black man with a huge dick, his facemask reveals a face carved by the gods himself

is that a branch or is luke's cock?

by big balls daddy May 6, 2022

Luke

The Luke, the best, the shit, big daddy ect… The only one who runs shit.

James, you’re the Luke!

by Cap big D November 23, 2021

Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!

I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!

by Your right toe June 1, 2023

luke-xiled

a collquiol term to describe when one male has cybersex with one male thought to be female, the first male is then rejected from the group he is in, rejected by his girlfriend, and forced to hang out with the monobrows.

Person 1: OMG did you here Jerry got luke-xiled from his group

Person 2 : LOL what a douche

by Jerichoholic93 February 24, 2009

Luke

A short red head with a terrifying obsession of milky ways. The racism is funny, but sometimes can be quite scary. Touch this man’s Milky Way and his face will be as red as his hair. Other than the milky ways, he’s a nice guy and always looks about 10 years younger than he is.

Who’s the red head eating a Milky Way? Oh that’s Luke.

by HairlessTiger24 December 12, 2022