Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
by ranceapanca April 22, 2009
Get the Big Hair Johnsonmug. A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.
by Soup December 20, 2004
Get the Perfect Hair Forevermug. When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
Get the Hair color paradoxmug. by Hate_you February 28, 2004
Get the greasy hairmug. a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.
can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.
can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.
Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."
Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."
Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."
by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009
Get the carpet hairmug. These girls are often stereotyped as SJW's, Twitter freaks, degenerates, has stupid hot takes, awful opinions, sometimes transgender (well mostly), will call you a homophobe, transphobe, a racist and other worse stuff you could think of.
She hates all of white people but is unironically white herself. Probably a Joe Biden supporter. And probably has pronounces like: xyrs/xey/xer zim/zem/ces they/them/their. Thinks she's a savior. And other more stuff.
Now reminder: Not all blue haired girls are like that. It's just crazy people. Or as I like to call it "The Retards of the Western Society"
She hates all of white people but is unironically white herself. Probably a Joe Biden supporter. And probably has pronounces like: xyrs/xey/xer zim/zem/ces they/them/their. Thinks she's a savior. And other more stuff.
Now reminder: Not all blue haired girls are like that. It's just crazy people. Or as I like to call it "The Retards of the Western Society"
Nick: Mamamia! Itza Mario!
Blue Haired Girl: Uhm, excuse me?! That is literally just offensive to all Italians! You are such a racist scumbag!
Nick: I'm literally Italian. If you really think I'm not, then let me speak Italian for yo-
Blue Haired Girl: NO! You are just pretending to be Italian! You racists are the worst!
Nick: *Speaks Italian* There, I have spoken, people like you are the retards of society. You really think you're a savior don't you?
Blue Haired Girl: *Leaves in Defeat*
Guy: *Uses the wrong pronounce*
Blue Haired Girl: NOOOO! THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH ARE PROUNCES IMPORTANT TO THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY!
Guy: *Sighs*
Blue Haired Girl: Uhm, excuse me?! That is literally just offensive to all Italians! You are such a racist scumbag!
Nick: I'm literally Italian. If you really think I'm not, then let me speak Italian for yo-
Blue Haired Girl: NO! You are just pretending to be Italian! You racists are the worst!
Nick: *Speaks Italian* There, I have spoken, people like you are the retards of society. You really think you're a savior don't you?
Blue Haired Girl: *Leaves in Defeat*
Guy: *Uses the wrong pronounce*
Blue Haired Girl: NOOOO! THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH ARE PROUNCES IMPORTANT TO THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY!
Guy: *Sighs*
by Alexandar Navlenskii September 19, 2022
Get the Blue Haired Girlmug. Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR
by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008
Get the FREAKING VIKING HAIRmug.