Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

white bitch car

your basic white bitches car
a white 4x4, usually a range or Land Rover

every basic white bitch wants one

Her:“omg I love that Range Rover, I want it in white though”
Him:”what a basic white bitch”

White bitch car example ->

by Gregory’s my other October 28, 2023

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

Car go boom

When a car explodes in such a stupid manner that you can’t help but laugh and perhaps record it.

Hey Brayden did you see that Car go boom?

by JustAToastr December 4, 2022

Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos that show a dash cam of a roblox blocky car suffering an accident, such as running over NPCs or hitting another cars and shredding into pieces.
These videos are known because of using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a dark comedic effect.

X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash Compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny haha!
X: please for the love of god leave me alone.

by Ungui56 December 10, 2022