Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.
There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.
by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024
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Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt
I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries
by Slimdaddy November 09, 2020
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Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!
by Soapy hands February 08, 2022
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A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
by KevinHK February 17, 2020
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Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 09, 2022
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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