Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.

The turtle has a shell.

by turtleman14 September 13, 2022

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons

He's such a turtle typer.

by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022