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Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022
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Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.
by lingergirl November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!
by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
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Jordan Rachel

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021
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