Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.
That turtle is not cool.
by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022
Get the Turtlemug. Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
Get the Holy shit is that a turtlemug. by turtle spank February 5, 2018
Get the turtle spankmug. Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
Get the Turtlemug. When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016
Get the turtlemug. “Hey, can I have a straw?”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
Get the Turtlesmug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug.