No sex September

Boys and girls are forbidden to have sex for the whole month of September

Time to start no sex September

by Kearnsy777 November 7, 2020

26th September

The 26th September is national love-your-bf-day.
Show him how much you love him, by giving him a bj

Gf : Hey babe What day is ist today ?

Bf : Heyy, ist 26th September …
Gf : lay down babe

Bf : you will get a new hairstyle today babe

by TS Love September 26, 2022

September 11th

National Kiss ur bf day

Jess: Hey u kissing him on September 11th
Lucy: huh why
Jess: cus it’s National kiss your boyfriend day

by Bigjuicyballslol September 10, 2022

22 September

The most morbid person you'll ever meet was born. And that person will argue that they're an Aries when actually they're a Virgo.

Saatvik's birthday is on 22 September? No wonder he's so morbid!

by tthendralz September 19, 2022

september 24

ID LITERALLY SLAP A KYLY RIGHT NOW AND SHE CAN KISS HER BF BOOTY

when September 24 is the day you slap a hoe

by anonymous November 23, 2021

No Smoke September

fucking smoke not today

no smoke september fuckign

by lovedieslessd December 3, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020