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Mexican Ninja's

The Mexican Ninjas are a group of anti-americans who hate america
Americans are the sworn enemy of the Mexican Ninja's
by Pablo Tortilla April 17, 2008
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ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!
We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!
by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008
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ninja

For males, it means that they have a very small penis.
For females, it means that they have very saggy breasts and vaginas.
Jack: I can go on that roller coaster!
Jill: But that one has the restraints that hurt your 'ya kno wats'...
Jack: So? It doesn't hurt me!
Jill: EVERYBODY JACK IS A NINJA!
by The Creators August 22, 2008
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VAG ninja

An invention by the Japanese during World War II. They were used to rape American and British women left at home by their boyfriends and husbands. None were ever caught because they would commit suicide if found, but most others were stealthy and got in and out in 2 minutes tops. Knew such moves as the "Ninja Star," "Way of the Warrior," and "Crotch in Tiger, Hide My Dragon." They are the exact opposite of Vag Pirates who were only in it for the booty.
Boy 1: Dude, I was doing Jen, and i came really fast... like 30 seconds.
Boy 2: Well, you are Japanese, you may be a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Really? I wasn't trained or anything.
Boy 2: As long as it's in your blood, you're a Vag ninja.

Boy 1: Well, I did hear my parents have sex and they were done in 10 seconds...
Boy 2: That sucks. Small penis and you finish early...
by Ding Dong Bing Bong August 11, 2009
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ninja rape

ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..
you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.
by Cartera6 December 24, 2009
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majic ninja

Similar to fairies and pixies this fruity character is known to wear a bright pink jumpsuit with a matching puce sash strewn elegantly over their face. The majic ninja is known to hang out in bath houses and locker rooms.
Look out for the majic ninja man! He almost stabbed you with his meat dagger.
by teh hatcher September 20, 2005
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ninja potion

when u cup your hand and fat into it the stick the still cupped hand willed with fart juices and nasty stank over there mouth and nose, mouth is important because alot of people will lick your hand to try to deter you, forcing to make them smell the disgusting concoction of aromas. The most important part of a ninja potion is you must whisper in there ear NINJA POTION like a real ninja would.
hey guys havent seen mark in a while yah last time i heard he was training to be a ninja,
all while mark sneaks up behind him and puts his hand over his face and whispers ninja potion as the man slowly passes out
by godzilla through tokyo January 22, 2010
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