Skip to main content

National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
mugGet the National Ex Boyfriend Day mug.

National date ethan day

The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.
Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"
by NotEthanLol October 11, 2021
mugGet the National date ethan day mug.

National Cock Slapping Day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day
by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
mugGet the National Cock Slapping Day mug.

National Peppa Pig Day

National Peppa Pig Day is celebrated on the 29th of September. It can be celebrated in any way (as long as it celebrates the life, creation or clips of peppa pig and her friends). Some people believe this special day isn’t as recognised as much as it should be. Happy Peppa Pig Day!
by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021
mugGet the National Peppa Pig Day mug.

National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23
Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.
by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020
mugGet the National punch Skyler day mug.

National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
by Nahyma September 28, 2013
mugGet the National Chocolate Milk Day mug.

national shave pussy day

what day is it?

well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!
by meepmeepmf145 September 8, 2021
mugGet the national shave pussy day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email