Mexican Ninja's

The Mexican Ninjas are a group of anti-americans who hate america

Americans are the sworn enemy of the Mexican Ninja's

by Pablo Tortilla April 17, 2008

ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

ninja

For males, it means that they have a very small penis.
For females, it means that they have very saggy breasts and vaginas.

Jack: I can go on that roller coaster!
Jill: But that one has the restraints that hurt your 'ya kno wats'...
Jack: So? It doesn't hurt me!
Jill: EVERYBODY JACK IS A NINJA!

by The Creators July 26, 2008

ninja rape

ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..

you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.

by Cartera6 December 25, 2009

VAG ninja

An invention by the Japanese during World War II. They were used to rape American and British women left at home by their boyfriends and husbands. None were ever caught because they would commit suicide if found, but most others were stealthy and got in and out in 2 minutes tops. Knew such moves as the "Ninja Star," "Way of the Warrior," and "Crotch in Tiger, Hide My Dragon." They are the exact opposite of Vag Pirates who were only in it for the booty.

Boy 1: Dude, I was doing Jen, and i came really fast... like 30 seconds.
Boy 2: Well, you are Japanese, you may be a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Really? I wasn't trained or anything.
Boy 2: As long as it's in your blood, you're a Vag ninja.

Boy 1: Well, I did hear my parents have sex and they were done in 10 seconds...
Boy 2: That sucks. Small penis and you finish early...

by Ding Dong Bing Bong August 11, 2009

majic ninja

Similar to fairies and pixies this fruity character is known to wear a bright pink jumpsuit with a matching puce sash strewn elegantly over their face. The majic ninja is known to hang out in bath houses and locker rooms.

Look out for the majic ninja man! He almost stabbed you with his meat dagger.

by teh hatcher August 30, 2005

Ninja Flaps

The breast of a black woman, usually long and flat like pancakes or open wallets.

Bro did you see that bitches "ninja flaps", they were gross.

by phat_donkey September 06, 2008