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Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom
by Death Menace August 14, 2023
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
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Long Job

He did a long job on her, no contact, but now he has to pay child support.
by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025
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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
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Dou Long

by oifwjvr921urp3euwfj0i23rouj September 24, 2022
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