University of Cambridge

A small institution away from civilisation, known for its rich students who weren't smart enough to apply to Oxford. But at least it's better than the American unis.
Civilised person 1: I had a friend who applied to the University of Cambridge

Civilised person 2: That's awful. My condolences
Civilised Person 1: Yep. But he didn't get in and had to go to MIT instead
Civilised person 2: You should cut off all contact in case it spreads
by RumblyDragoon April 17, 2019
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Huddersfield university

A mismatched university where only the Chinese or desperate go. Go to Huddersfield if you don’t speak English as none of the locals or students do either, the locals speak ‘Yorkshire’ and pronounce their town as ‘uddersfield’ many believing this is due to the large population of cows in the area, and although most of the girls are large and smell like sh*t they are in fact not talking about udders at all and simply stupid c**ts and cannot pronounce the letter ‘H’ also, the real name for Huddersfield University is ‘THE University of Huddersfield’ yet the locals are also too thick to know the existence of the word ‘the’ too. Only good thing going for it is the fact that there is many even sh*ttier places to get pissed up around it, Leeds, Manchester, ShakeyWakey and so on so if you go to THE University of Huddersfield don’t worry you will always be drunk and have a greggs pasty in hand, just like the rest of the locals, you’ll fit right in.
Is everyone at Huddersfield university Chinese? No some are drunk too
by Izokay24 March 25, 2018
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ohio northern university

ONU - A university located in the small crappy-ass town of Ada. Their law school is just about the shittiest in the entire nation.
Ohio Northern University is the crappiest place in the nation - it should be completely razed!
by Mr. Bad Azz February 14, 2005
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The question. Earth was created as a computer for the sole purpose of finding the answer, but was destroyed shortly before the asnwer was delivered. It was later found to be 42.
Also a GameFaqs board, closed to the public and all new members after many users got out of hand. Don't ask about it. If you were meant to knwo about it, you will be able to go there.
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by freehunter February 19, 2005
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Lubbock Christian University

A university in north-west Lubbock, Texas that no one in Lubbock remembers or cares that it exist. Has a decent baseball team but overall just flat-out sucks.
Lubbock Christian University Student: "Hey I go to Lubbock Christian" Texas Tech Student: Where the fuck is that?
by hookemyea February 03, 2011
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A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"
by ThatAwesomeGirl November 21, 2012
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Ohio State University

An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.
Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.
by Chito Sanchez September 05, 2007
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