Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

Perfect Hair Forever

A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.

"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."

by Soup December 20, 2004

Hair color paradox

When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.

"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."

"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."

by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009

greasy hair

1 see andy

eww, hes beginning to look like an andy with is greasy hair

by Hate_you February 28, 2004

FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008

Combing my hair

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006