Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

HairyChicked Dude

When a girl has A LOT of facial hair and arm hair, so it makes them look like a man,

Eww Dude, She had a a hairier mustache than you"."Aww Dude, she Is a HairyChicked Dude

by DinoRawwr March 23, 2011

dude

is a gender neutral term

karen:let me speak to the maneger
worker:dud-
karen:exuuuuuuse me you can't say that to me*drops dead*

and the definition is that it is a gender neutral like
friend:is dude a gender neutral term
me:yes

the end

by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022

lack dude

a dude who is lacking, doesn't have much, has no money is lame.. lack dudes are lazy and live like scrubs

John: what's up with Mike?
Ed: he don't do shit.. he's such a lack dude!
John: yeah, he can't take care of nothing... just sits on has ass and expects to freeload off everyone

by SonicR September 13, 2015

Dude Time

A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.

He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.

by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025

Dudes With Pudes

This phrase is the opposite description of male-to-female trannies, A.K.A. "Chicks With Dicks." The word pudendum describes a woman's external genitalia.

"Hey, brosef, what's up with that new student, Jack? He looks like a chick."

"Don't worry, broheim, he is one of those Dudes with Pudes. Jack used to be Jill."

by SmellsLikeaMan December 18, 2019

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020