Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025

Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Euphemism for Fucking Your friends Mum In The Face

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?

by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017

Let's have a cup of cofee

Drinking

Let's have a cup of cofee

by 1m a b0t April 18, 2021

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024