As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee
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Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee
Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee
Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?
Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee
Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?
by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026
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