Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
Get the Double barrelled work jerk roulettemug. by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021
Get the working at subwaymug. A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
Get the Work grandpamug. All the surgeries, pills, injections, etc... that a transsexual (in this case male-to-female) undergoes IOT present as a female as much as his bankroll and his physical structure (face bone structure, small frame, small hands and feet, hair, voice, etc...) will allow.
Friend 1: "Hey, man! Who's that fine-ass chick across the room?"
Friend 2: "That's not a chick, dude. That's a guy who's had a lot of undercarriage work done."
Friend 2: "That's not a chick, dude. That's a guy who's had a lot of undercarriage work done."
by pellis214 April 11, 2019
Get the undercarriage workmug. Telling someone to 'do the work' means that they are not well-informed on a particular issue or are not taking appropriate action based on their professed beliefs. Often used in the context of social justice.
"You can't just say you're anti-racist, you've got to do the work."
"You really don't know what you're talking about. You need to do the work."
"You really don't know what you're talking about. You need to do the work."
by OkiShisa November 30, 2021
Get the do the workmug. 
Any controlled substance used while at work. Calling them “work drugs” is just an attempt to make it seem like doing drugs at work is a normal thing to be doing.
You seem a little high strung today Bill, did you get into the work drugs again?
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
by Freightrain47 May 23, 2018
Get the work drugsmug.