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Sam

Did u see that new kid he’s a total sam
by Cock sucker 69 420 December 2, 2021
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HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW
ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋
by second most amazing person November 20, 2021
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C!Sam

RED FLAG 🚩 HE'S A DERANGED WEIRDO AVOID AT ALL COSTS
"C!Sam is weird right?"
"Yea, remember the weird dream you had of C!Dream begging at his knees?"
by JUCIYSODA January 6, 2024
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Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
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Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge
Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam
by oldfool April 25, 2019
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Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.
Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)
by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019
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iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass
imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam
by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
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