Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!

Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!

by batts2005 December 11, 2017

Ethan

The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.

Ethan is the best

by Basketball #5 February 1, 2022

Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.

You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.

by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022

Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020

Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet

A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father

by Esterr64 August 11, 2022

Ethan

A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.

"Dude just forget about Ethan, he isn't worth it"

by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018

ethan garner

a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees

hey I'm Ethan garner and I'm here to do inappropriate stuff 13's and bellow whos up

by ethan garner October 20, 2019