Zach

The most overused ass name in Urban Dictionary

"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

by TheAmazingSX August 12, 2012

Zach

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.

Doops where you at
im with doops
Zach wha are you saying

by Zachdgk12 October 16, 2008

zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

Zach

A douche-cunt. Someone who walks up to a stranger at a party and asks "who the fuck are you?"

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.

by Jazzy C March 25, 2009

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009

Zach

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches

Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching

by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 12, 2015