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You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself
Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
by KevFrank April 23, 2025
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*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.
Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018
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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
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You’re free

When someone is bad at a game
You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water
by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021
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you’re hype

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.
Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype
by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019
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You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.
1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.
by Jlove973 September 27, 2021
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You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
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