Wiki Page Writer

A person who has unlimited power and knowledge despite being something like a Discord mod. Also, the best part is that they share their knowledge with you for free. Rumour is, most people don't know to become a Wiki Page Writer.

I write Wiki pages as a Wiki Page Writer

by TheDefininitionCucumber May 1, 2022

Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Writering

Writing, but better.

“That writer is writering”
“I was writering my essay yesterday”

by deez_nuts(pronouncedjohn) October 10, 2021

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

writer

A lonely person with too many office supplies.

"You're Uncle Bob spends an awful lot of time in his cabin. Is he some sort of Unabomber?"
"Oh, no. He's a writer...so, actually, I guess he sort of is."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

stroke writer

a stroke writer is a person that floods the word recomendations with randoms words like adikvnsdingiosdnegins, and then most of the time proceeds to write you are bored

urban dictionary is getting destroyed by stroke writers

by larry stintz November 23, 2020