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Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money
by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ā™‚ļø
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ā˜ļø

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
by Cuccigang August 14, 2018
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

ā€œHoney can you grab my dildo for meā€
ā€œIt’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit upā€
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
mugGet the Thor’s hammermug.

Thor

Thor... it’s noob_master69 again...
by Noob_master69 May 15, 2019
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor Hallvard

A tall mafakka.
To be Thor Hallvard. To be a tall mafakka.
by Dat boio November 9, 2017
mugGet the Thor Hallvardmug.

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