Tony

An uncle everybody has. No matter who you are, you have an uncle named Tony.

“Hey I’m staying in my uncles this weekend!”
“You mean uncle Tony’s?”
“Well who else?”

by beefy orange May 31, 2018

Tony

The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.

Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?

by SpoopyCookie October 25, 2019

Tony

A fag bag who ride the dick all night

I saw tony riding the dick last night

by Pisssy August 14, 2019

Tony

Big Russian x-large dude with small balls and a fat booty. Very hairy back and butt. Likes to sit on the toilet for hours.

Tony is so thick

by Alakhmad January 4, 2020

Tony

Tony is that guy that nobody really likes, but is always there. He is normally really annoying and makes you want to punch him but you never do it because he is just that guy

Oh man that Tony is really getting on my nerves

by JustSomeoneUDontKnow November 19, 2019

Tony

Tony is a name of someone who usually is indeed handsome. However, Tonys are usually a jerk. They think highly of themselves, they always show off. Tonys are also usually bald.

Why are you such a jerk, are you copying Tony?

by fuckboi707 October 31, 2018

Tony

A fucking bitch who doesn't know what the fuck to do with people wants to be tik tok famous but bullies everyone on the app and is addicted to watching them at 3am in the morning wants to take people to go to the movies to them but no one likes them and always gets dumped quickly.

Tony U fucking whore

by Ezin mate December 17, 2019