Bay of Wigs

When Person A attempts a Wig Snatching on Person B, in front of people Person A thinks will take A's side, but then has their own wig snatched by Person B, as well as the party Person A thought would be A's allies.

Alex: Man, did you hear about James?
Lucas: Nah, what happened?
Alex: He tried to snatch Marcus's wig in front of *everybody*, but Marcus and the whole house snatched his wig, instead!
Lucas: You mean to tell me he got into a Bay of Wigs Invasion?
Alex: That's exactly what I'm sayin', man! Total Bay of Wigs!

by Red Guy 655 February 17, 2019

Wig nogery

When a white person causes disturbance in a black community

Yo, dude I see some wig nogery earlier in the ghetto

by Cyberseal June 2, 2021

colonial wig

When you cum on a bald girls head

I came on her head and gave her a colonial wig

by RockyHardwood June 24, 2022

wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig

did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag

by believe in dog November 13, 2010

fizzie wigs

The scattered hair in the grundle region, or the hair in the biki line.

Baby I need to shave my fizzie wigs befor we go to the beach.

by Hmph April 20, 2006

Sig wig

A poorly disguised internet forum username, which reveals your identity immediately, thereby subjecting you to extreme ridicule.

The username could be the name of a company you have worked for and is generally accompanied by tell tale grammatical errors, which immediately point to the author's identity.

"Hey guys..have a look at this! Its our ex mailroom boy Andrew again, posting on this forum using a Sig wig."

by touchingcloth August 20, 2009

leather wig

a full leather interia for a car

i've changed the cloth seats for a full leather wig

by Dog Roberts January 22, 2009