Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?

by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021

Wholesome Night

Endless amount of drinking and drugs on any given night, party till sunrise.

Let’s have a wholesome night

by Minhty March 13, 2022

Wholesometivity

Wholesome activities such as yoga, meditating, reading, painting etc.

Ey Joe, do you want to get up to some wholesometivity this weekend?

by Big Ben and Wet Alaska July 2, 2022

wholesome fuckable

A healthy and happy looking person that you’d like to fuck

Did you see that new Tractor Supply advert with Miranda Lambert? She’s wearing this cute flannel cutoff and she’s outside with her dogs in some pretty horse pasture. She’s about as wholesome fuckable as you can get.

by bkooo June 1, 2023

Gas Wholesaler

Somebody that talks rubbish 100% of the time.

Tom is such a gas wholesaler

by Spunkmonk4 December 19, 2010

slinging whores

a saying to describe what your doing when someone asks. Does not mean you are busy, just means you are killing time, waiting around trying to look busy.

"Hey Jim, what are you up to today?"
"Not much buddy just slinging whores!"

by Big meatloaf November 30, 2017

Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome

Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome

by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021