chili whack

verb. To strike or slap someone in the face with your penis.

The porn star was so notorious for slapping girls in the face with his erect penis that the chili whack soon became his signature move.

by The Real Ultimate Authority January 7, 2008

Talking Whack

Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.

Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.

by Sandman61 July 14, 2010

Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

whacked off

A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."

Oh man, we were whacked off last night!

by Conchord August 25, 2007

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness one encounters after taking an Ambien but before falling asleep, often manifested by saying nonsensical things or revealing things one might not otherwise say even when drunk, and often forgotten the following day.

Sorry that I told you I had the hots for your sister, dude, but I was Ambien-whacked, so I can't be held responsible for what I said.

by sultansean1 May 5, 2011

Whack-A-Troll

This is a game to rid message boards of the irritating trolls. Reminiscent of the carnival game of a similar name, the object is to be the first one to clobber an idiot when it's inane postings appear and make it go back in it's hole.

"I tried to get the first two hits in on the Whack-A-Troll game yesterday, but my buddy beat me to the knock out punch"

by FireIced February 25, 2010