1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 25, 2009
Get the Verbal Clapmug. The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills
"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"
by The Hebrew Review February 15, 2017
Get the Verbal Deletionmug. That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017
Get the Verbal Alchemistmug. The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
Get the Verbal masturbationmug. by Ballet_Queen June 7, 2005
Get the verbal reductionmug. For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
by GentlemanMiz July 19, 2012
Get the Verbal Blowjobmug. liz:hi tom
Tom:hi liz
Liz: whos your friend over there
Tom: its fred he is new
Liz: i`m gonna ask him out
Tom: your such a verbal slut
Tom:hi liz
Liz: whos your friend over there
Tom: its fred he is new
Liz: i`m gonna ask him out
Tom: your such a verbal slut
by shannon house July 17, 2007
Get the verbal slutmug.