She pulled down his pants and tried hard not to laugh as she revealed his pitiful Vanchoodle. It was so small she was embarassed for him.
by Captain Claw Hammer September 19, 2011
Get the Vanchoodle mug.Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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by derSTIG September 21, 2011
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A person with white skin.
by Vanilla skin February 4, 2007
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Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017
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That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
Sam: "Wow there are a lot of Persians living in Vancouver now..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
by MimiPanam December 17, 2008
Get the vancouviranians mug.Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!
Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.
by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008
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