mullet underwear

Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."

For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"

by Ham Hands Beth Lil Jib February 4, 2009

Double ended underwear boat

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.

He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

by madmike135 December 19, 2011

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

underestibake

To underestimate the full force of a large lungful of marijuana, usually on the first rip of a session leading to excessive coughing and can possibly induce vomiting.

I underestibaked Justin's bong last night. That first rip had me coughing up a lung for a good ten minutes.

by Steaz December 17, 2010

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF

Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023