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Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021
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Nutt Roulette

The act of cumming in another dude's urethra and having him have sex with a chick and ejaculating your cum and his cum into the woman to see who's semen will get her pregnant.
My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.
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Mongolian Roulette

Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom

2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016
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polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019
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Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
by Unknown933 June 18, 2017
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Slatna roulette

"Slatna roulette" is a is a involuntarily lethal game of chance in which a player enters city of Rogaška Slatina and has a risk of getting his ass beat.

Or not.

You never know.

Or do you?
John: "Stan, how was you vacation in Rogaška?"

Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."

John: "How come?"

Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."

John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"

Stan: "Inform me what?"

John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."
by Elč September 18, 2019
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Nigger Roulette

like Russian but instead of the gun you get a bowl of condoms and one has a whole in it, and instead of dying you have to pay child support
Tyrone- “Hey Marshawn why you got a child support bill in the mail
Marshawn- “Lost a game of Nigger Roulette in 2008”
by animegeekOwO July 13, 2022
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