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peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.
Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen
by captain_emu November 26, 2014
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Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.
“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
written by Amari </333
by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021
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raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out
by Stank lord June 13, 2021
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Raccoon toonz

An animator who get's inspired by raccoon hats, he does nasty into socks and is very kawaii and not hot at all, unless it's his pov of course, he is blending a baby for his next short vid, but you wouldn't know since you're an utter twat
Raccoon toonz: it's the name of a youtuber
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A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed
Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro
by ItVit August 14, 2017
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Raccoon cunt

A person who appears to eat trash
That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies
by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020
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