Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

The Ostrich Effect

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Effect!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019

ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod February 28, 2013

Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.

woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!

by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017

The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.

"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"

by DahWorm July 7, 2016

Ostriching

*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.

E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me

by LucasChu May 27, 2017

Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024