Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"

Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)

by sungreymon June 22, 2010

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Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

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Mochas Gracious

Like "Muchas Gracias" or "You're welcome" in Spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots

1. "I like your shoes"
2. "Mochas Gracious"
3. "Stupid, it's Muchas Gracias"

by Hunter Trippy December 22, 2019

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Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

In which Somebody is Known to be gorgeous, so good looking, you just want to give every pleasuring Feeling to her/him.

Spencer, and Leon was walking around the mall, when they saw a young 19 year old Fit Tan girl sitting at a table with to pasty white girls.

Spencer: Damn, that girl is Fire-ING Ide like to stick my sausage in her pizza.

Leon: Dude, I'm Leon S. Kennedy. I work for the president, I can handle that shiz real well.

Spencer: I bet you your job, that I can get that piece tonight, and I don't mean piece, I mean the whole thing.

Leon: I don't think neither of us can get that, Shes to Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

by ItzMichelleBetch July 02, 2010

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