Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.

Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!

Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”

by IsleptWithYourMotherIn2005 June 28, 2022

logan

likes giabella eats small children likes fortnight kisses photo of giabella his crush he has two crushes the other one is fatima

logan

by anonymous June 17, 2021

logan

a boy who is really smelly and gross and has a 2 inch penis. He is a virgin with a sad life and women are not attracted to him.

Logan: sup ladies

Female 1: OMG EW ITS LOGAN!!

Female 2: STAY BACK RAPIST

by sai:3 November 30, 2022

Logan

Your average brazilian boy who thinks he’s THE GUY!! Mostly not the swaggest of the group, also a skaterboi. Typical about a logan is “HE CANNOT PLAN ANYTHING”

“That guy must be a logan because he thinks he has it all??”

“Yup def a logan!”

by JustATypicalGirl October 21, 2019

Loganism

Loganism the belief that all should worship Logan when he awakens

Whats’s your belief.
Loganism worship that sexy devil

by Bellboy14 March 5, 2020

Loganic

lo • gan • ic

(adjective)
1. consensual sex between friends with absolutely no intention of a romantic relationship
2. another term for "friend with benefits"

"Neither of us are ready for a relationship, but the sex is pretty good. Lets keep it strictly loganic."

"We've never dated! It was strictly loganic the entire time!"

by indienox December 1, 2020