wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

Lettuce Prey

One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.

CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|

by stay_anonymous September 7, 2009

neck lettuce

The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.

It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!

by Greg Hendricks December 9, 2008

Lettuce Eater

Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.

Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.

by notgaytotallystraight July 15, 2014

damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005

Lettuce Kefka

Someone that is God like.

That person is Lettuce Kefka

by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022