boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

Garth Crooks

WHAT A BASTARD!!

Garth crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009

captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008