Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Sassy man apocalypse

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.

How did the Sassy man apocalypse come to be? Leader of the revolution Blaise D’Sylva

by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025

Odd Apocalypse

the fifth thriller novel in the Odd Thomas series by the American writer Dean Koontz.

his mission of mercy will lead Odd through realms of darkness he has never before encountered, as he probes the long-held secrets of a sinister estate and those who inhabit it.
Odd Apocalypse

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

When a girl is having sex, while on her period, while peeing, and shitting on the guy, and then throwing up all at the same time.

Me and this girl I met were feeling like getting real dirty one night, so i let her perform the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on me.

by PrimateWarrior April 10, 2023

apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016