Also Known as "Car Bastarding"
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
by livebythesword June 16, 2007
Any profanity that is used inappropriately, basically a bad word. Usually used in a somewhat mocking way.
by NonCuberCGU April 11, 2017
To do a line of Colombian cocaine from a girls cleavage. Named after the infamous drug lord Pablo Escobar.
Dude 1: Dude you looked fucked up.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.
by Dr.Sheen September 13, 2011
The gift of ejaculus from a male's member directly targeting and proudly sported in the hair of an eagerly awaiting female companion.
"I know you said not to cum in your hair but by crickey Shanice, that Naughty Tiara really sets off the sparkle in your eyes".
by lukkas Gray September 14, 2007
While getting a blowjob, if any cum spills on the ground, you grab the girl or guy by the puppy scruff and shove thier face in the milky residue while repeditively yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU NAUGHTY DOG!! LOOK AT IT!"
My girlfriend was sucking me off at the cottage, she couldnt handle the massive load and some dripped out on the carpet so i grabbed her by her puppy scruff and shoved her face in the seaman load and yelled "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU NAUGHTY DOG! LOOK AT IT!" . just like you would do if your dog shit on the carpet or anywhere else in the house,you shove their face in it.
by Ball n Hare June 08, 2009
The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.
My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
by John Brennan January 05, 2006
Its fucking naughty time!
by Jordan Jacks October 09, 2008