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Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
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Mocha Frapp

When you pack her poop chute and get her chocolate syrup on you forbidden tip as your dick lips kiss the head of a good baby
I gave her the mocha frapp last night and it was a duel of cylindrical forces
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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mocha choca latte

A mocha choca latte is a beautiful bi racial male or female that is calm caring and never gets angry
Look at the Beautiful mocha choca latte she/he is stunning
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Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.
This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.
by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013
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mocha deluxe daddy

A mocha deluxe daddy is referred to as a black man because their skin matches the color of the mocha beverage. He is considered a man of top quality, and extremely hard to resist. Not only he's irresistible by his looks, but he is also irresistible in bed to a point where pulling out isn't an option.
Her lady Friend: Who's that guy on your phone?
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
by Anonymous sourcer September 30, 2022
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