Gestapo Garage

An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.

The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.

"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

by Alianne September 13, 2003

Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.

“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”

by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

Garage Time

When it is time to get into a fist fight.
Synonymous to "throwing down".

Based on the opening scene of Tradewest's 80s hit arcade game "Double Dragon" where Billy and Jimmy Lee step out of the garage, and proceed to start kicking some ass.

Guy #1 "Dude, that guy wont leave your chick alone."
Guy #2 *punches hand and gets up with purpose* "...it's garage time"
Guy #1 "YEAH it is...." *gets up too*

by Zenguitar June 16, 2010

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007