bury the dog 

To be so drunk, you can't remember what you did last night.

Lets go out and bury the dog tonight

bury the dog by sillyjester December 20, 2014

hazel the dog 

The fat tubby peice of lard that rolls around the house with one purpose... To LOVE!
Mans best friend and yours she's the dog with a deep voice and a smile on her face. She is Hazel.

You know that warm cuddly feeling in all of us...

Thats hazel the dog

hazel the dog by Hazle the Dog November 23, 2016

Dave the Dog 

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

Dave the Dog by BigDoggy122 July 7, 2017

shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

shaving the dog by mhansen November 17, 2017

Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang

Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"

Ruffus The Dog by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020

Fluff the dog 

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

Fluff the dog by TnE25 September 17, 2020

Charlie The Dog

Charlie the Dog is the most loving good girl in all of the galaxy. When she purs it lights up your life. You always know you can rely on charlie the dog when you get home from a long day at school or work. Charlie may be a little bit timid around new people but will always warm up to them after they hang out with her and her very loving dog mom abbey.

Hot dawg, look its Charlie The Dog! She is the best doggo out there, much wow

Charlie The Dog by Schliefy November 22, 2020