Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

One of life's only mysteries.

L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

death

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.

After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.

by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

death

The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt

All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

Death

The thing that we will all suffer, and eventually feel the suffering as our body shuts down.

I feel that death is awaiting for us.

by EmotionlessEntity March 10, 2019

Death

The act of failing to live
The act of failing to consume air for a long amount of time
The act of dying
Failure to continue using organs and pumping blood

Oh I death

by h l e p December 15, 2022