brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob September 08, 2008

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick July 19, 2015

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse December 10, 2007

Garth Crooks

WHAT A BASTARD!!

Garth crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009

captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 06, 2008