castle bam

castle bam is one gnarly, sickass place to live.
by the_goodies October 27, 2007
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castle rock

The shittiest town on the map. It is in Washington state. Everyone there is on meth, they are all liars, backstabbers and theives! Dont ever go there. You will be doing nothing but wasting your time, or just looking to become the newest meth head/crack whore in the town!
Girl: Im thinking of moving to Castle Rock.
Boy: Why? You wanting to become a 90 pound meth head?
by an_x_castlerock_resident August 20, 2008
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Crystal Castle

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough
by Juicebox2507 June 13, 2008
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Castle Crunk

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.
Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks
by Sir Lancelot June 09, 2006
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merchiston castle

merchiston castle is a posh school
by Andrew XY January 07, 2008
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Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.
by bdjgagarin June 16, 2011
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King in the Castle

The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.
Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"
by umbreonxxx August 25, 2019
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