rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 08, 2014

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super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off

i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up

by diggity21 September 18, 2018

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Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

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